Children Are Quick

Am primit aceste glume pe Email si trebuie sa recunosc ca am transpirat putin pana sa le citesc (nu am chiar toata engleza la mine), mai bine zis, pana sa le inteleg. Dupa un timp, la fel ca in cazul blondelor, am priceput si eu si… m-am distrat copios. Deci pt cei care pot… Enjoy!
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TEACHER:    Maria, go to the map and find   North America  .
 MARIA:         Here it  is.
 TEACHER:   Correct.  Now class, who discovered   America ?
 CLASS:         Maria.
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TEACHER:   John, why are you doing your math multiplication on the floor?
 JOHN:          You told me to do it without using tables.
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TEACHER:  Glenn, how do you spell ‘crocodile?’
 GLENN:      K-R-O-K-O-D-I-A-L’
 TEACHER:  No, that’s wrong
 GLENN:       Maybe it is wrong, but you asked me how I spell it.  
 
(I  Love this child)
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TEACHER:   Donald, what is the chemical formula for water?
 DONALD:     H I J K L M N O.
 TEACHER:   What are you talking about?
 DONALD:    Yesterday you said it’s H to O.  
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TEACHER:   Winnie, name one important thing we have today ,  that we didn’t have ten years ago.
 WINNIE:       Me!
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TEACHER:   Glen, why do you always get so dirty?
 GLEN:          Well, I’m a lot closer to the ground than you are.  
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TEACHER:     Millie, give me a sentence starting with ‘  I.  ‘
 MILLIE:         I  is..
 TEACHER:     No, Millie….. Always say, ‘I  am.’
 MILLIE:         All right…  ‘I am the ninth letter of the alphabet.’    
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TEACHER:    George Washington not only chopped down his father’s cherry tree, but also admitted it.  
                   Now, Louie, do you know why his father didn’t punish him?
 LOUIS:           Because George still had the axe in his hand….    
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TEACHER:    Now, Simon , tell me frankly, do you say prayers before eating?
 SIMON:         No sir, I don’t have to, my Mom is a good cook.  
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TEACHER:       Clyde , your composition on ‘My Dog’ is exactly the same as your   brother’s.. Did you copy his?
 CLYDE  :         No, sir. It’s the same dog.    
 
 (I want to adopt this kid!!!)
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 TEACHER:    Harold, what do you call a person who keeps on talking when people are no longer interested?
 HAROLD:     A teacher
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